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Hubble telescope discovers new sign of the Zodiac

In the most exciting development in astrology for hundreds of years, new pictures have revealed a new sign of the zodiac; the badger.

Badger SignOn joining up the three stars, astrologers were amazed at the uncanny resemblance to the elusive nocturnal mammal, and so ‘The Badger’ becomes the first new sign of the zodiac since Gallileo discovered Capricorn in 1611. Astrologists say discovery has finally solved an ancient mystery about certain ‘badger-like’ attributes of those born on the cusp of Aries and Taurus.

‘Badgers are stubborn, sociable and good with their hands. They enjoy the company of others but sometimes need to be on their own’ said former TV astrologer Russell Grant.

A spokesman from NASA added ‘These photos confirm the existence of three stars that have been known about for some time. I never imagined these kooks would start making all these crazy claims. But that’s me all over, I suppose – typical Badger.’

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Posted: Sep 10th, 2006 by NewsBiscuit

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