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Porn star quits over ‘unconvincing plotlines’

Porn starVeteran adult movie star Thunder Rhodes has sensationally walked off the set of his latest adult film in Los Angeles, California. Rhodes claims that he and the director simply did not see eye to eye on his character’s development, essence and motivation. He also blasted the movie’s plot as ‘stupid, unrealistic, formulaic and predictable’.

Speaking from his agent’s home in a nearby trailer park, the seasoned porn star said ‘I have done three or four hundred of these movies and it always starts off with me fixing the plumbing or something. There’s barely a hint of a suggestive remark and suddenly we are getting straight down to it. It is demeaning to men around the world and failing to stretch my skills as a trained actor.’

New industry figures reveal that the days of full-length adult movies may be coming to an end. Changes in viewing habits demonstrate a growing preference for viewers ‘looping’ the best scenes over and over via internet downloads rather than sitting through the extended narrative of a ninety minute porn movie.
Despite this Rhodes remains adamant that his artistic integrity has been compromised; ‘Why can’t I sit and chat for a bit with these ladies? Maybe indulge in a bit of gentle flirting; a movie, dinner and few saucy text messages before we finally make love? Then when we finally sleep together it could be a joyous union of two people expressing their deep love for one other, and not some meaningless perfunctory grinding. I have a few buddies that are pizza delivery guys, TV repairmen and plumbers, none of them have ever had a sexual experience with a client. Neither has a burglar climbed in the window at that very moment, and casually been permitted to join in. To be honest I am starting to feel a bit used and cheapened by the whole thing.’

But to Mr Rhodes disappointment, the attractive female journalist he was talking to simply wrote down his quotes in her notebook, instead of being sufficiently impressed by his moral stand to strip off there and then and have instant uncomplicated sex with him. ‘Damn! I was sure that would work…’ he added.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2007 by Team Biscuit

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