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A south London builder yesterday wed French Supermodel Giselle Baptiste and revealed the pair met after he ‘halloo-ed’ her as she walked past in the street. Scaffolder Andy Prentice said he’d just been about to knock off when he’d seen the Parisian beauty strolling by, 20ft below where he was working.

‘She was a stunner and I just had to led out a whoop followed by a long whistle.’ The Vogue cover girl stopped immediately, looked up and smiled. Giselle later revealed that she had been waiting all her life for a man to respond to her like that.

‘He just seemed so in touch with himself, I really couldn’t walk on. When he followed his up his initial cries by shouting to his friend, ‘you would, though, wouldn’t you Gaz?’ I knew I was in love. No one had ever tried that approach before. It was just so fresh.’

Andy revealed that he was initially hesitant to go out with Gisele. ‘The thing is, right, a lot of women get turned on by builders invitations to ’show us your lils,’, right, and if we responded to every offer we get then we’d never get any work done, right. The one they really like is when I pretend to be a horny monkey and swing about on the scaffolding whooping wildly and thrusting my hips.’

Giselle revealed that Andy proposed after consuming a cheap hot dog and letting out his trademark ’super burp’. The wedding was attended by former boyfriend the concert violinist Michael Daecher. ‘I love her,’ he said, ‘but you just can’t compete with a guy like Andy.’

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2008 by NewsBiscuit