NewsBiscuit

The news before it happens…

Archive for January, 2009

Obama gives up trying to change anything

‘I gave it my best shot all morning’

Read more >

Posted: Jan 21st, 2009
More from World News



Bush forced to repeat a term after failing end-of-year exams

America today woke up to the news that George W. Bush will remain US president for a further four years after officials from the Electoral College ruled that he had failed to secure the grades needed to graduate from the White House. A sub-clause of the US Constitution requires a serving president to be held back and forced to repeat a term if he does not make the necessary progress.

Read more >

Posted: Jan 20th, 2009
More from Politics, World News



Obama’s new limo ‘pimped’ by MTV

Presidential limo has flames painted all over the bodywork

Read more >

Posted: Jan 19th, 2009
More from Celebrity



Orang-utan City banker bucks social mobility trend

An orang-utan who rose to become a leading City banker is compelling evidence that low social class is not a bar to success in Britain.

Read more >

Posted: Jan 18th, 2009
More from Business



Liberal confesses he hasn’t actually spoken to his ‘black friends’ in 30 years

non-racist credentials called into question following an ‘inappropriate’ remark at a dinner party

Read more >

Posted: Jan 17th, 2009
More from Lifestyle