NHS opens Fashion Victim Trauma Units
Providing counselling for hundreds of Crocs and Burberry-related incidents.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2009
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Pub regulars inadvertently put world to rights
A group of drinking friends were hailed as heroes this morning after providing solutions to all the world’s major problems during the course of a routine night out in Runcorn. The Nag’s Head regulars unwittingly formulated a manifesto for a vastly improved world in a 20-minute conversation between last orders and turning-out time, but didn’t discover the effect of their far-reaching solutions until the following morning.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2009
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Valentines date was OBVIOUSLY a prank claims brave chess club president
Matt insisted he was ‘totally in on’ practical joke
New watchdog to promote ‘truth in lovesong writing’
The government has chosen Valentine’s Day to announce the launch of a new regulatory body intended ‘to protect the public from the unscrupulous and misleading exploitation of pop love songs for individuals’ personal gain’. From now on declarations of romantic love in musical form will be expected to meet statutory requirements of being ‘realistic, reasonable, and achievable by the person in the street’.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2009
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Human released into the wild
Has learnt to forage for nuts, berries and Fry’s Turkish Delight.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2009
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