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Archive for March, 2009

Shame of porn star caught watching Parliament Channel

'It's just filth'Adult movie star Lustie Blowes now facing questions

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2009
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NASA launches probe to explore the Cowell ego

'You asked for an opinion, sweetheart. It's a whopper.'NASA today launched its most advanced camera into space in the hope of discovering the full extent of Simon Cowell’s ego.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2009
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Traffic police discover ‘Little Princess’ not actually on board

Should only be used by royaltyThe ‘Little Princess on Board’ sign in a family’s Vauxhall Astra has led the parents to be charged with deception and their eight-year-old daughter Chanelle to be arrested on suspicion of impersonating royalty.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2009
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Man’s disbelief at not being the subject of a ‘missed connections’ ad

'It just doesn't add up'Phil Murphy, an analyst from Chislehurst, is becoming increasingly concerned that the failure of London’s female population to address to him a single ‘missed connections’ or ‘I saw you’ appeal is making a mockery of the laws of probability.

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2009
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Cabinet issues nude charity calendar

Jacqui Smith nudeImages feature the major Labour ministers in ‘relaxed and artistic’ poses carrying out their ministerial duties completely in the buff.

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2009
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