George Clooney ‘put out to stud’
Having concluded that ‘no performance could surpass Ocean’s 13’ Hollywood studio executives announced that George Clooney was to step aside from leading man roles, and be retired to a stud farm in Wyoming.
The charismatic actor is to now make his ‘twinkly-eyed magic’ available to agents and breeders from across the globe both naturally and artificially in an effort to guarantee the Clooney box-office appeal can be experienced by generations to come.
A similar plan had been instigated for Keanu Reeves but, after a disfiguring accident in which he also broke his leg, the star was humanely put-down.Click to send this story to a friend
Posted: Mar 26th, 2009 by nealdoran
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