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Having concluded that ‘no performance could surpass Ocean’s 13’ Hollywood studio executives announced that George Clooney was to step aside from leading man roles, and be retired to a stud farm in Wyoming.
The charismatic actor is to now make his ‘twinkly-eyed magic’ available to agents and breeders from across the globe both naturally and artificially in an effort to guarantee the Clooney box-office appeal can be experienced by generations to come.

A similar plan had been instigated for Keanu Reeves but, after a disfiguring accident in which he also broke his leg, the star was humanely put-down.

Posted: Mar 26th, 2009 by nealdoran