Phil Murphy, an analyst from Chislehurst, is becoming increasingly concerned that the failure of London’s female population to address to him a single ‘missed connections’ or ‘I saw you’ appeal is making a mockery of the laws of probability. [read...]
The International Monetary Fund confirmed today that the giant thermometer erected outside its Washington headquarters will show the running total of funds raised for the recapitalisation of the world’s financial markets.
‘This is just the first step,’ said a spokesman. [read...]