Enfield builder insures arse crack for £1m

Dressed for success

'Important to dress for success'

Michael Hilton, a builder from Enfield, North London, has protected himself against professional ruin by insuring his bum crack for £1m with Lloyd’s of London. He insists that his rear cleavage is as crucial to his building career as ‘drinking strong tea, knocking off at 3pm and assessing each job with a sharp intake of breath and tired shake of the head’. The insurance policy will pay out if Hilton’s crack – the Kitemark of excellence in the construction industry – suffers injury or hair loss, melds into an amorphous entity as a result of excessive sitting, or even if he accidentally wears a belt or trousers that fit properly.

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2009 by

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