Phil Murphy, an analyst from Chislehurst, is becoming increasingly concerned that the failure of London’s female population to address to him a single ‘missed connections’ or ‘I saw you’ appeal is making a mockery of the laws of probability. Mr Murphy, whose penetrating gaze and penchant for small talk brings him into contact with countless women every day, insists his primary concern is understanding this gross statistical anomaly, and not why he spends Friday nights alone. Mr Murphy is also at a loss to explain why he has yet to receive a response to any of the 2,134 ads he has posted lamenting a lost opportunity to move beyond eye contact and take things to the next level, baby.
Posted: Mar 30th, 2009 by Genghis Cohen
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