NASA launches probe to explore the Cowell ego

'You asked for an opinion, sweetheart. It's a whopper.'

'You asked for an opinion, sweetheart. It's a whopper.'

NASA today launched its most advanced camera into space in a bid to discover the full extent of Simon Cowell’s ego.  ‘It’s just too big to be seen from earth,’ said an excited spokesman at Cape Canaveral, ‘but from deep in space we hope to be able to take in the sheer scale of the thing.’  Although NASA has been quick to play down the hope of finding intelligent life during the mission, scientists remain optimistic that it will also throw light on the whereabouts of several X-Factor winners whose careers were reported missing just days after their success.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2009 by

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