Microsoft launches new version of ‘Not Responding’ 2009
‘Modern professionals demand to be let down by technology in a variety of new ways.’
Posted: Mar 17th, 2009
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Star Wars Storm Troopers ‘suffering mental health issues’
A recent poll of Imperial Storm troopers has revealed that as many as 20% are suffering from psychological issues due to the fact that they have had to switch from fighting for the good of the Universe to joining the Dark Side.
‘Every day is a living nightmare’ said clone Storm trooper A4815162342 who has been diagnosed as suffering from ‘Star Wars Syndrome’.
Posted: Mar 16th, 2009
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£5M education report concludes, ‘Jonesy is a big fat gayer’
A government commissioned report in to ‘the future provision of secondary education in the south west of England’, which was published today, has reached the startling conclusion that, ‘Jonesy is a big fat gayer’. The three-page analysis – conducted by the Cambridge Centre for Education Studies (CCES) and handwritten on a couple of scruffy scraps of A4 – marks the conclusion of a two-year inquiry into possible changes that could be made, to improve the quality of secondary education delivered to pupils in the South West, over the next ten years.
Posted: Mar 15th, 2009
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Humans take 3 seconds to realise speed-dating is ‘a really bad idea’ say psychologists
Some participants said that they experienced significant events from their lives flashing before their eyes, upon being asked what they did for a living for the twelfth time.
Posted: Mar 12th, 2009
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Real IRA furious that someone else has bagged their name on Twitter
Many celebrities use the word ‘Real’ in front of their name to differentiate from imposters
Posted: Mar 12th, 2009
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