Out-of-work British workers are to be taught how to sound foreign in order to make them seem more employable, the government has announced. Classes in Polish intonation are being developed which centre on the use of the letters W and Z in everyday conversation. [read...]
Dougie Tremlett, a 50-ish year-old Camden Town vagrant, has defended his claim for a second pair of trousers as ‘fair and reasonable’ after being criticised for listing one garment as his main pair, whilst actually wearing an older and more tatty pair of corduroys. [read...]
In an archaeological find expected to surpass the importance of the Dead Sea Scrolls, academics have unveiled the what they are calling ‘The Gospel According to Mark – Uncut’. Complete with scribbled footnotes – [read...]
