The BT ad couple, who won the nation’s hearts as it watched their joint journey into home working technology, are to split, it has been announced.
The tragic rift opened after the couple took the same morning off work to wait for a BT engineer to arrive. The divide deepened after they both popped monentarly into the kitchen, leaving the front door unguarded. Tragically, the brief lapse allowed the visting BT professional to slip a ‘While You Were Out’ card through the door.
After half an hour of listening to music on hold, and a frustrating conversation with a call centre operator, passions were inflamed, and the tensions between the couple became insurmountable.