After the success of NHS hospitals charging patients and visitors for the use of their first-rate car parking facilities, Health Secretary Alan Johnson has unveiled exciting new plans to introduce fees for using seats in hospital waiting areas.
Posted: Apr 24th, 2009
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An Islington company that hires out fools for social occasions is thriving despite the recession, according to the company’s PR spokesman. ‘Fool Hire Ltd supplies clients with a stupid person to attend their gatherings as a working guest,’ explained Magnus Catchpole. ‘The client can choose from a simple idiot to top-of-the range loudmouth cretin and we charge by the hour with weekends rather more expensive.’
Posted: Apr 24th, 2009
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Alice Mahon, the former Labour MP who recently resigned from the party in protest against the culture of smear attacks, has been exposed by colleagues as a flesh-eating, sex-crazed monster.
Posted: Apr 23rd, 2009
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The group will provide a friendly and supportive environment for female jihadis while catering for both traditional and modern tastes in subjects such as home-baked explosives and Islamist poetry.
Posted: Apr 23rd, 2009
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