The government warned today that human contact would inevitably lead to a nationwide outbreak of people being seriously afflicted by Max Clifford.
The first confirmed case has been identified in Lanarkshire. The government warned a wider spread could only be contained if people avoided crowded news areas like the tabloid papers. It advised people to keep away from television news for at least a week.
Further suspected cases have emerged in Taunton and Bristol but while contamination with Max Clifford appears to be generally unpleasant and seedy, with no known cure, hasn’t proved fatal. Yet.