Outbreak of Max Clifford ‘inevitable’
The government warned today that human contact would inevitably lead to a nationwide outbreak of people being seriously afflicted by Max Clifford.
The first confirmed case has been identified in Lanarkshire. The government warned a wider spread could only be contained if people avoided crowded news areas like the tabloid papers. It advised people to keep away from television news for at least a week.
Further suspected cases have emerged in Taunton and Bristol but while contamination with Max Clifford appears to be generally unpleasant and seedy, with no known cure, hasn’t proved fatal. Yet.Click to send this story to a friend
Posted: May 2nd, 2009 by red
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