Celebrated grammatical couple I and E have today announced that they are to split. In a press release the the pair cited ‘irreconcilable differences’ as the cause of the break up. The news however follows several reports in the press this week that E has been secretly after C, culminating on Saturday when E and C were photographed leaving a top London nightclub together.
I has remained dignified and tight lipped throughout, but in a recent interview claimed ‘everything was alright before C came along. E would follow me everywhere, but whenever C is around it’s like I suddenly become second best.’