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After twenty years service providing diversionary activity for bored schoolchildren on coach trips, the business card machine at the Membury services on the M4 received its first legitimate customer yesterday.

Keith Perry, an entrepreneur from Swindon with a wide portfolio of business interests, suddenly found himself short of the professional finishing touch that a business card provides whilst on the way to a crucial deal-closing meeting.

Mr Perry described his card to waiting reporters as ‘tasteful and professional’, but confessed that he had still found it hard not to describe himself as a ‘boob inspector’.

Posted: May 12th, 2009 by Genghis Cohen