Anger at Brian the Snail second home claims

Residents of The Magic Roundabout were said to be ‘up in arms’ last night over claims that Brian the Snail has been claiming expenses for a second home. It appears that as well as his one bedroom attached house Mr Snail also has a six bedroom tortoise shell in a desirable location close to Chigley for which he has been claiming the second home allowance.

‘I never broke the rules’ claimed Mr Snail yesterday; ‘The house on my back has very poor plumbing and is extremely cramped.’ But one Magic Roundabout resident declared ‘I’ve never trusted that Brian. Everywhere he goes he leaves a trail of slime behind him.’

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Posted: May 25th, 2009 by

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