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Archive for May, 2009

Referee and linesmen perform elaborate celebration as penalty is uncontested

City manager nodded with acceptance ‘In fifteen years of officiating I have never ever given a penalty and had the defending team say ‘Yeah, fair enough. Good decision.’

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Posted: May 17th, 2009
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Reg Dwight confirms he is quitting Elton John role

Reg Dwight, famous for playing the role of outrageous rock star Elton John for the last 42 years, has confirmed this morning that he is to give up and pursue other avenues.

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Posted: May 16th, 2009
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‘Waiting for Gordo’ is West End smash

any time soonThe drama depicts two down-at-heel political parties who spend the whole play waiting for the mysterious ‘Gordo’ to resign.

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Posted: May 16th, 2009
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Blundering husband buys wife the birthday present she asked for

A Chelmsford man today made the terrible mistake of buying his wife the birthday present that she had specifically requested.

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Posted: May 15th, 2009
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Taxpayers footing expenses bill for ALL Government spending

Public outcry has been sparked by the revelation that the Government has been taking money from members of the public and spending it on healthcare, education and welfare benefits.

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Posted: May 15th, 2009
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