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BT ads to feature shagging

BT has announced that its next ad for broadband will feature that woman and her toy boy ‘having it off’.  The company made the announcement in response to complaints from customers that all they ever seem to do is have tedious arguments, with the guy acting like some politically correct New Man out of a Cosmopolitan reader’s fantasy. 

A spokesman for BT said ‘There is a perception out there that there is little point in having a theme about a bloke who’s getting it on with a tasty older woman if all they do is send emails and extol the virtues of broadband telephones.  We take these complaints very seriously and viewers will soon get to see a bit of bedroom action.’  Consumer groups have welcomed the announcement, but are urging BT to act quickly before the couple get married.

Vandella

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2009 by Guest

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