Single man chooses salad for dinner

In what sociologists described as ‘a world’s first’ Jeff Peters, a 32-year-old man who lives by himself in Croydon, decided it was such a lovely warm summer’s evening that he would just have a light salad for dinner, and take a night off from the red meat and heavy carbs.

Sitting down to watch an interiors renovation programme on the Home channel and sipping a chilled glass of Chardonnay, Peters thoroughly enjoyed his lettuce, tomato, and cucumber dinner, which had been left over from the preceding night’s midnight doner kebab. He then texted his girlfriend to try and find out where the TV remote had gone, while deciding if he had the energy to pop out to the off-licence for some Stellas.

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Posted: Jun 25th, 2009 by

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