‘We thought that maybe the journalists were just particularly ignorant but it turns out that the general public doesn’t give a toss about any of the weird DNA crap we’ve been doing either. We’ve just been wasting our lives.’
Posted: Jun 29th, 2009
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Lawyers for Michael Jackson lodged an urgent court appeal to overturn what attorney, Thomas Mesereau Jr., described as a ‘salacious accusation’ that their client is dead, claiming it was merely an attempt to wheedle money out of him. ‘Michael is a naïve victim who’s been manipulated by unscrupulous doctors,’ claimed Mesereau, ‘Same thing happened to Elvis. They destroyed his career, forcing him to earn a living in a chip shop.’
Posted: Jun 28th, 2009
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Fearing that shadowy official sources would once again attempt to misdirect a gullible public on the true circumstances surrounding the ‘supposed’ death of a major international figure with the release of supposed ‘facts’ from emergency services calls and secret hospital autopsies, conspiracy theorists from around the world met to hammer out a Common Unified Conspiracy Theory over the death of Michael Jackson.
Posted: Jun 28th, 2009
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Tesco’s in Dunstable is claiming success for a new series of temporary traffic controls installed on weekends to manage the influx of men sent to pick up some shopping. All aisles now follow the ‘rule of the road’ and busy junctions have traffic lights or mini roundabouts as appropriate.
Posted: Jun 27th, 2009
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A gap year student who left home to gain experience and develop initiative has been found at Gatwick North Terminal ten months after he set off to see the world.
Posted: Jun 27th, 2009
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