After a reported wasp sighting in a Somerset PYO strawberry field the Health and Safety executive has taken the precaution of banning all outdoor social life.
In response to the sighting on the outskirts of Taunton, a crack team of H & S paramilitaries, primed for just such a crisis, moved swiflty to seize control of all social interaction. Yesterday, they began search and destroy missions as some dissidents held illegal wedding receptions, barbeques and cricket matches. ‘You always get a few idiots’, said a spokesman.
Reports of a breakout of naturism, on a beach in Budleigh Salterton, have been unconfirmed due to the total news blackout.