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Missing Prime Minister found alive in wilderness

A 58-year-old British prime minister missing for two years has been found alive. Gordon Brown, from Glasgow, Scotland, went missing in Westminster’s political jungle shortly after taking assuming his new role two years ago.

Cleaners alerted emergency services after finding Mr Brown wandering aimlessly around the UK political scene, suffering from critically low poll ratings and a severe lack of exposure.

Mr Brown’s father, who flew to Westminster to join the search, said his son looked ‘gaunt and defeated’ but was lucky to be alive. Brown was thought to have wandered off into the jungle without any kind of moral compass.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2009 by rickwestwell

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