Three humiliated former spouses of Prince Charming spoke out today after it emerged that the royal cad had been married to them all simultaneously.
‘I suppose it seems obvious now,’ said Sleeping Beauty, currently being treated for barbiturate dependency at the Priory. ‘If I hadn’t just emerged from a 100-year coma, I’d never have fallen for those lies when I found him with another girl’s shoe.’
Charming, real name Dwayne Dobbs, split the week between Beauty and Snow White before enjoying the weekend party circuit with Cinderella. His deceit was exposed after all three saw each other’s stories during a ‘Princess Marathon’ on the Disney Channel.
‘You read about this kind of thing in the Brothers Grimm,’ sobbed Snow White, ‘but you never think it’s going to happen to you. Now he’s gone and I’m stuck living with seven frigging pygmies. I’m so depressed I’ve been feeling Grumpy all week.’