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Archive for July, 2009

Car-park survey reveals most people in UK now disabled

'Some of my best friends are able-bodied'A survey of parking needs at shops and railway stations has found that over 80 per cent of Britain’s drivers cannot walk more than five yards to a cash machine or shop entrance.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2009
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MPs’ parents ‘dreading the summer holidays’

October 'can't come too soon'‘It’s absurd that they get so long off,’ said Alan Duncan’s father.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2009
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Estate agent who sold his soul disappointed with current market value

What a shame‘I should have read the small print,’ confessed Darren Johnson, 32, ‘but Satan was so charming and persuasive, and he told me I couldn’t possibly lose.’

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2009
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Male colleague ostracised for using ‘female-only words’

Touchy!‘Why can’t I be bubbly? I’m sick of being ‘great’ and ‘funny’ and ‘cool’,’ said Steve Lynch, who reported feeling a little bloated earlier.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2009
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Spectacular suicides now available from Swiss clinic Indignitas

immortality beckonsThe ‘Jim Morrison’ deal, a Paris-based weekend break includes drugs, alcohol and sex followed by drowning in a bath. 

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2009
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