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Archive for July, 2009

Satanists to be given a voice on ‘Thought for the Day’

satanist‘Religious groups have insisted we retain a faith-based approach to the daily three-minute slot. This ought to keep everyone happy.’

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2009
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Tanning salon’s budget ‘sheep-dip’ claims third victim

'Give me a reverse Michael Jackson, and quick!'Sharon Thwaites failed to emerge from Tan-tastic’s sheep dip-style immersion treatment on Monday. Police divers later recovered the 21-year-old’s body from the bottom of the tank.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2009
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Upper classes still being excluded from crap jobs by ‘glass floor’

'give one a job?'Wealthy aristocrats still not getting a fair crack at menial and low-paid positions.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2009
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Fairy-tale heroines ‘heartbroken’ by Prince Charming bigamy scandal

BastardThree humiliated former spouses of Prince Charming spoke out today after it emerged that the royal cad had been married to them all simultaneously.

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2009
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Couple arriving ‘fashionably late’ for Heathrow flight, refused boarding

We've got ages, trust meAfter reassuring his wife that there was ‘no rush’ and ‘it’d be fine’, Darren Wilson and wife Mandy were yesterday prevented from boarding a London-to-Sydney flight despite getting to check-in with more than five minutes to spare until take-off.

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2009
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