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A medical researcher has been hailed as a modern-day Louis Pasteur after inadvertently discovering a cure for Swine Flu on a schoolboy’s battered pencil case at a car boot sale.  ’Whoever owned it had scribbled lots of crib notes – mathematical equations, chemical formulae and other bits and bobs obviously designed to help him in his exams.’

‘Jumbled up together like that, they looked very similar to a formula for an anti-Swine Flu compound that I’ve been working on, but with the added element ‘Davo 4 Shazzer’.  I suddenly realised that this was the jigsaw piece I was looking for – it was a genuine eureka moment.’ 

Dr Gordon now intends to develop the cure for the benefit of mankind.  ‘All I need to do now is locate Davo and Shazzer, boil their bones down into a paste to use as a catalyst I can start saving lives.’

Posted: Aug 3rd, 2009 by jp1885