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Chancellor to buy new economy, rather than fix current one
The Chancellor of the Exchequer has announced a trillion-pound plan to scrap the current British economy and buy a completely new one. [read...]
Daily Archives: August 21, 2009
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Gay lumberjacks ‘now in the majority’ as recession affects Pythonesque characters
Canadian sociologists have revealed that the practice of putting on women’s makeup and hanging round in bars is now commonplace in most isolated logging towns. [read...]
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New ‘Fairtrade’ drugs to offer junkies an ethical high
The highly competitive narcotics market has become the latest industry to succumb to the vogue for fairtrade products, as socially responsible dealers bow to consumer demand for an ethically-sourced addiction. [read...]