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Apple iPhone owner explodes with smugness

Jamie Connor, a graphic designer from Stoke Newington, died yesterday after a planned mountain bike trip to the recycling centre before heading for a Fairtrade organic Latte at the local co-operative coffee shop while listening to George Monbiot podcasts on his iPhone saw him suddenly explode with smugness.

Upon hearing that Connor’s family were to plant trees to ensure his explosion was carbon neutral, Jeffrey Clarke, a neighbouring Daily Mail reading Top Gear fan who was out washing his third car while listening to Jeremy Vine on Radio 2, spontaneously combusted with pompous indignation.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2009 by nealdoran

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