A giant fly, created as a monstrous man/insect hybrid following a teleportation experiment gone horrifically wrong, was today still struggling to escape the confines of its teleportation pod over twelve days after its unfortunate creation.
Posted: Aug 27th, 2009
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A suicide bomber in London’s Oxford Street was foiled this morning after being struck down by a heart attack that left shoppers unsure as to whether they should try to revive him.
Posted: Aug 27th, 2009
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A summer family reunion of a wasp colony was abandoned today after the irksome arrival of a persistent human being spoiled the occasion for all concerned. ‘It’s just bloody typical,’ said the colony’s Queen. ‘You wait all summer for a day that’s nice enough to eat outside and then the second the food arrives, the only homo sapien for miles starts buzzing around everyone, and waving a rolled up newspaper around. I swear they serve no useful evolutionary purpose other than to annoy us.’
Posted: Aug 27th, 2009
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Cashing in on the trend for dressing dogs in miniature outfits to match their owners, high street fashion outlet Topshop has announced a new range of giant dog coats from the most common breeds to allow owners to return the compliment.
Posted: Aug 26th, 2009
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Noted political commentator and moral philosopher Piers Morgan has been sharing his own vague recollections.
Posted: Aug 26th, 2009
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