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Archive for August, 2009

Researchers abandon hunt for heart and soul post office

Researchers have abandoned a five-month hunt to find a village post office that is the heart and soul of the community.

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Posted: Aug 24th, 2009
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Contents of shopping list confirm couple’s romance dead

Don't forget the nose stripsAlso out of Preparation H.

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Posted: Aug 24th, 2009
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Tesco car parks to offer ‘lazy bastard’ parking bays

Drivers using the bays must be too bloody lazy to walk the 50 yards or so from the general parking to the shop entrance.Tesco supermarket car parks will be offering specially marked parking spaces for idle shoppers from tomorrow.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2009
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Lepers ‘still excluded from top jobs’ survey finds

I'd give an arm. And a leg.Even Lib Dems now more influential.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2009
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Sexual tension between co-workers turns out to be ‘completely one-sided’

Peter ‘completely misread the signals’ between himself and work colleague Shirley

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2009
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