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Archive for August, 2009

Monopoly ‘Credit Crunch’ edition to Tipp-Ex repossessed properties

new rules suggest Banker should lend money if you need it, but probably won'tPay the banker £200 on passing Go.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2009
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Cat uses own garden as a toilet

Residents of Byron Close in Surbiton, Surrey have engaged in a bitter dispute after discovering that a neighbourhood cat was doing its business in its owner’s garden.

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2009
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Baby wows onlookers by keeping shoes on

An 8 month-old has baby stunned shoppers at Birmingham’s Bull-Ring retail centre by keeping her shoes and socks on for an astonishing two hours.

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2009
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US ‘may take military action’ to liberate Britain from the NHS

decision to invade could hinge on Charlie Fairhead's reaction to mild criticismDoctors not as good looking as on ER.

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2009
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Water companies apologise for not announcing water shortages during recent fine weather

National water suppliers have apologised for not automatically announcing a water shortage this year. Companies have cited a software glitch as the cause for the delay in the usual round of water shortage scaremongering.

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2009
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