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Archive for September, 2009

Simon Cowell to star in a new TV show ‘How Big is My Head’

ITV confirmed today that it is to launch a new chat show starring some of the biggest names of the day.

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2009
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Hypothetical ideal dinner party ends in disaster as Gandhi and Nelson Mandela come to blows again

Police were called to a hypothetical dinner party last night, after Gandhi and Nelson Mandela resumed hostilities as tensions continue to run high between the two top guests on the ideal dinner party guest circuit.

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2009
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Sun newspaper to retune today

first upgrade for 12 yearsThe tabloid has utilised the left-leaning L band part of the political spectrum since 1997, but, as of midday today, will switch back to its previous C band setting.

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2009
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Man’s sex life ruined by realising what his parents were up to during his weekend ‘cartoon time’

"It's hero time!"Until then I just thought mum was a bit giggly because she loved cooking the Sunday roast…

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2009
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Darling set to unveil ‘something will turn up’ fiscal policy

In a radical move to outwit the Tories, Alistair Darling has declared that Labour will not after all be considering any cuts in public expenditure. ‘Instead, I’m increasing expenditure by buying a bucket of sand to put my head in,’ he said in a pre-budget statement.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2009
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