Columbo’s wife files for divorce after car-key location mystery solved in 90 minutes, again

Shera Danese, the wife of Peter Falk, best known for playing Lt Columbo, has threatened to divorce the veteran actor after he refused to move out-of-role as she searched frantically for her car keys for the twentieth time this month.

‘It’s so frustrating’ said Ms Danese,  ‘he knows exactly where I’ve left them because he saw me put them down, but he insists on spending 90 minutes building up a case for where they might be before revealing their location to surprised onlookers.’

In the end the TV detective’s wife just attacked him with a rolling pin. ‘And ninety minutes later he triumphantly announced who had committed the assault.’

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Posted: Sep 2nd, 2009 by

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