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Phone-sex affair ends after loss of text drive

'R U UP 4 GOING FRM 2 TO 3?'

'R U UP 4 GOING FRM 2 TO 3?'

Two complete strangers who embarked upon an erotic text-messaging relationship have agreed to part after the spark went out of their affair.  ‘In the early days we were texting each other three or four times a day, sometimes keeping each other up all night,’ said 07689 732190.  ‘But I suppose it inevitably happens in all relationships, and it wasn’t long before ‘I WNT 2 MK LUV 2 U ALL NITE’ became ‘DO I HV 2? MAN U 2-0 UP’.

‘In the beginning he’d spend hours whipping me up into a frenzy with his talk of ‘SLO LUVIN’ and all the ways he was going to give me an ‘O’,’ reminisced 07983 427935.  ‘But after a while I was lucky to get two quick texts before a ‘TA LUV. FART. SNORE’.  And by the time we’d reached the stage of ‘GV ME 1 WLD U? TANKS R FULL’, I knew it was over.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2009 by Mary Evans

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