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Time-traveller returns from post-apocalyptic future to warn against cancellation of Big Brother

'Day 17,390 and Chantelle is in the diary bunker'

'Day 17,390 and mankind is in the diary bunker'

A haggard refugee from Earth’s bleak, war-torn future has returned to the present day to issue a stark warning against the end of reality TV series Big Brother.  ‘We have nuclear proliferation, international conflict and unbridled climate change,’ he said, ‘and thanks to your short-sightedness nothing to take our minds off it.’  Harking back to what he called ‘the Golden Age of 2000 to 2009′, the man insisted that the cancellation of Big Brother is widely seen in the future as the greatest mistake in human history.

Channel 4 executives were said to be ‘considering’ the scientist’s message, and in the meantime have invited him to appear on Wife Swap opposite Chantelle Houghton and her next, as yet unnamed, husband.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2009 by The Paper Ostrich

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