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President Barack Obama is today celebrating the news that Congress has agreed to support his proposals to establish an NHS style healthcare programme in the US, on the proviso it closely resembles the Carry On films.

After persuading Congress to watch Carry On Doctor, Carry On Nurse and Carry On Matron, Obama’s plans finally won over his critics. ‘I saw one man who’d had an operation on a very private area just days before leap out of bed when a young nurse came to check on him. And the level of attention some of the male doctors were giving their female patients was unparalleled,’ commented Republican Congressman Joe Wilson.

‘I’m booking myself in for appendectomy and started practising double entendres already. We’ll have to wait to see how the system ‘goes down’ with the American people. Ooh no! Matron!” he chuckled.

Posted: Sep 16th, 2009 by ianslat