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Archive for September, 2009

Ofsted to investigate CBeebies for unlicensed childcare provision

The Government’s education watchdog announced today that it is to investigate the BBC’s flagship children’s channel over claims that it has been childminding the nation’s under eights despite not being registered as a childcare provider.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2009
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BBC stands by Clarkson after he admits: ‘I shot JFK’

was he working alone, or did he get help from a hamster?BBC directors are said to be ‘a bit miffed’ by news that Jeremy Clarkson has admitted to assassinating former US President John F Kennedy.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2009
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‘They won’t take me alive this time’ promises Labour Conference heckler

Brian Webbings, a Labour Party Conference delegate who was famously manhandled out of the auditorium in 2005 for heckling Jack Straw, has vowed to make a firmer stance this time around.

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Posted: Sep 28th, 2009
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Downing Street denies UK and US are 3,500 miles apart

Downing Street has ‘angrily denied’ rumours that the United States and United Kingdom are 3,500 miles apart, insisting that Gordon Brown and President Obama have ‘never been closer’.

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Posted: Sep 28th, 2009
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Psychiatrist to treat ‘delusional’ football crowd

possibly NOT on the road to WembleyDoubts that Worcester City really is the greatest ever team.

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Posted: Sep 28th, 2009
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