Liquorice man to replace walking figure as product placement agreed for public signage
It will bring familiarity and fun to stressful, panicky situations.’
Posted: Sep 25th, 2009
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Horror as ancient bacterial civilisation is wiped out
Thousands of generations, billions of lives, a mighty cultural heritage – it was all destroyed in an instant eight seconds ago, when the wrath of the mighty god Domestos descended from the heavens onto the ancient E. Coli bacteria colony in the Great Poostain just below the rim of the downstairs toilet at 38 Fairfax Terrace in Mansfield.
Posted: Sep 24th, 2009
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Husband awarded MBE for twice-annual laundry service
A married man from Richmond-Upon-Thames is reported to be ‘overjoyed’ with the news that his biannual laundry contribution towards the household chores is to be recognised in the New Years Honours List.
Posted: Sep 24th, 2009
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Masterchef presenter Wallace gets detachable jaw
Food guru Greg Wallace, fruit and vegetable expert and supplier to some of the world’s top restaurants, has stunned his fans by admitting that he has undergone radical surgery to make his jaw completely detachable.
Posted: Sep 23rd, 2009
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Man arrested after answering airport check-in questions honestly
A man was detained at Stansted Airport yesterday on suspicion of being a terrorist after he answered routine security questions about his baggage without looking suspicious.
Posted: Sep 23rd, 2009
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