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Archive for September, 2009

Winner of the Orange Fiction Prize ‘is a hermaphrodite’ claim

investigations into masculine prose levels 'ongoing'The literary world is in a state of shock after claims that this year’s winner of the women only Orange Prize for Fiction is a hermaphrodite.
In a controversy echoing the recent row surrounding the gender of South African 800m gold medal winner Caster Semenya, literary pundits are fiercely divided over whether Ethel Murgatroyd, whose novel ‘Hard’ won this year’s prize, is really a woman and should have been disqualified from the competition.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2009
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Paedos ban at swimming pool ‘a mistake’, say council

Paedophiles who were banned from a public pool in Suffolk have received an apology after officials admitted they mistook the sexual predators for a popular brand of very brief swimming trunks.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2009
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UN mix-up sees Chuckle Brothers appointed Middle East peace envoys

Embarrassed UN officials today confirmed that Barry and Paul Chuckle, the much-loved children’s entertainers, have assumed joint responsibility for the role of the UN’s Peace Envoy to the Middle East following ‘some confusion at the office of our PR firm’.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2009
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British Telecom admits: ‘We don’t have a phone’

BT went ex-directory months ago‘We disconnected because of nuisance calls from customers.’

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2009
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FIFA to improve footballer behaviour with introduction of ‘naughty corner’

FIFA President Sepp Blatter confirmed today that the world football organisation is conducting trials to improve player discipline by introducing a naughty corner where referees could order a player to stand for up to ten minutes.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2009
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