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Ted Kennedy sets new personal best after six weeks without a drink

Had to be helped onto the wagon

Had to be helped onto the wagon

According to his staff, US senator Ted Kennedy today broke his own record for sobriety after going six weeks without touching a drop of alcohol.  The feat breaks his previous best of five weeks and six days set in 1969 after a dip in the Chappaquiddick.

But conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh remains sceptical of Kennedy’s achievement.  ‘It’s interesting that no one has seen Kennedy since his alleged sobriety streak began.  I just don’t buy it.  For all we know he could just be too drunk to show his face,’ said the former prescription drug addict.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2009 by Guest

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