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Jacqui Smith’s husband ‘can keep porn expenses but must repay claim for tissues’, says inquiry

Absence made the wrist grow stronger

Absence made the wrist grow stronger

The husband of former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has been told that on this occasion, and bearing in mind the attractiveness of both parties to the marriage, his claim for watching porn films has been deemed allowable.  However, the inquiry has ruled that Richard Timney’s claim for six large boxes of tissues must be repaid after being deemed ‘excessive’, even when accepting that the films in question were ‘absolute belters’.

Timney had originally asserted that the tissues were purchased when he became the first UK victim of swine flu in early 2009, but was then forced to change his explanation to an alternative biological condition – a shameful practice known as ‘flipping’.

Mrs Smith has vehemently denied she knew of her husband’s fondness for watching porn, and maintains that when he told her each night he was going downstairs to ‘knock one out,’ he was referring to the paparazzi outside.

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Posted: Oct 15th, 2009 by Guest

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