All five members of Westlife have been found alive and well in a Benidorm hotel room, where they are collaborating on a new album, Spanish police have confirmed.
A grief-stricken British public had been on holiday from the band’s attempted music when the news broke late last night. A post-mortem has yet to be conducted but police are understood to be questioning the band’s manager, Louis Walsh, who has been blamed for leaving the band unattended for some time.
The gruesome discovery is the third tragedy to hit the music world in the last week, after the untimely death of Boyzone’s Stephen Gately and the attempted comeback of Robbie Williams on last week’s X-Factor.
Nods to Skylarking (headline) and Madjez (Robbie Williams).