Terrorism attempt fails as suicide bomber forgets to put explosives timer clock back
Ahmed Amenz, a member of a Taliban insurgency cell, was left bemoaning his forgetfulness after a meticulously planned attack that was expected to see him create carnage in a Kabul market place, failed when the distracted father of three forgot to re-set the clock on the timer located on his homemade incendiary device.
Instead of wreaking havoc in a busy public meeting place, Amenz’s homemade explosives belt went off just before he left the house. At the time of detonation the absent-minded Jihadi was watching a satellite broadcast of the Jeremy Kyle show, and is now said to be spending the afterlife contesting paternity cases with 72 ‘right old slappers’.
Edward HackClick to send this story to a friend
Posted: Oct 26th, 2009 by Guest
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