U2 in groundbreaking concert as Bono invents moving picture system for the home

The world watched in awe in the early hours of Sunday morning as rock band U2 unveiled their latest invention that allowed fans all over the world to revere their idols’ concert in Pasadena as if they were performing it in their very own homes, through the magic of celestial images transmitted over the ether.

The band are calling the concept ‘internet television’, taking the Greek word for seeing from a distance and the Latin for creating huge amounts of publicity for no particular reason.

‘It’s another miracle to add to the achievements of world peace and ending global starvation that all clearly point to Bono’s impending canonisation’ said a spokesman for Pope Benedict XVI, ‘particularly if he’s managed to work it as some kind of tax avoidance scheme in there too.’


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