Russian parents offered refund on Baby Eisenstein DVDs

A full refund has been offered to all parents who have purchased Baby Eisenstein products after it was revealed that not one toddler has yet become a revolutionary film director.

A representative for Baby Eisenstein conceded ‘Yes, to date the cinematography from these babies has been very poor although, in our defence, one child did produce an interesting homage entitled ‘Battleship Pootempkin’.’

Baby Eisenstein’s owners have long defended the product line, but are understood to have agreed to the refund after thousands of outraged parents took to the streets with their babies and threatened to push their prams down the Odessa Steps. The refund will also apply to related products, Baby Stravinsky, Baby Dostoyevsky and Baby Solzhenitsyn.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2009 by

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