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Archive for October, 2009

Teachers split on whether child’s poor Halloween fancy dress due to poverty or just laziness

everyone ran away in fear, then thought 'hang on a minute...'Staff at St Mary’s infant school in Stoke Newington were left divided at the school’s Halloween party as to whether the pathetic attempt at Halloween fancy dress from 6-year-old Jamie Whittam was due to his parents obviously not caring enough about him and his status in the school, or whether they are actually just poor.

‘When Jamie arrived at school, I assumed the large cardboard box that had once contained a washing machine was being used to carry an elaborate costume’, explained Winnie Forbes, Jamie’s teacher, ‘but he then pointed to the large spooky face drawn in biro on the machine door and told me the box WAS the costume and he’d come as a haunted washer-dryer’.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2009
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Woman’s impending sneeze ‘gone now’

After frantic moments of deep breath inhalation, a rush to put down her full mug, and a lunge to make sure she had a tissue, account manager Jan Reeves revealed to co-workers that her anticipated sneeze had mysteriously vanished.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2009
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Toys ‘R’ Us in catastrophic spelling blunder

The entire management board of the toy superstore Toys ‘R’ Us has resigned today in what has been described as a titanic image presentation disaster.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2009
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David Cameron ‘may not have been beaten up enough at school’, warn experts

'Eat fist, oik!'‘Upper-class children must get their five-a-day of unprovoked blows to the head’

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2009
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Euthanasia clinic says no more cheques

A leading euthanasia clinic in Switzerland is now to require full payment up front after accepting cheques from customers which subsequently bounced.

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Posted: Oct 28th, 2009
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